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Hoy byllss
quiridihssimas e moniques
achey nobre a escolha
faizaõ dourado
fresco
ao naturall
sobre sob fogo de videiras
fleur de sel
poivre du moulin
noir
rose
ou
blanc
truffes noires
truffes blanches
morrilles
cepes
porcinis
musserons
chanterrelles
girolles
e graõs
climaõ de fog
eh fog por aquih
ve^se pode
sangue
gordura
tripas
basbante
paõ de leite
e
leite
cravo
e
canela
salsinha
cebolinha verde
pimentas dedo de moça
4 epices
macis
curiosas
passey bem
tatudobem
nhis
e querubins
e festins
cet soir benoit
um bonjour to davide
sinaõ
festas
festas
festas
graças a deus senhor
o escritorio
jantar aas seis em ponto brita^nico
pastilla de pombos e faizo~es dourados seus miudos e sangue tripas e afins
eh quiridinhas
muelas de gesier
ce vai ver
ce vai gostar
nabos brancos de 20 gr
baby rabanetes
ce vai ver
ce vai gostar
as vieiras canadenses
se portaram bem
voltey ao beurre blanc
e tambem
voltey
ao granitee de cristal rose
~
sorbet mangue mangue
coulis mangue mangue
rans
galo ou peh
bertalias me mordam
prata
ouro
me fudi
me perdi
simbora macacada
o anus jah começou
pobre eh fudido ateh nisso
banheiro da rodoviaria eh pago
no aeroporto num eh naõ
e nem falemos de banheiro
depois te explico
hum bonjour to laurent gras
sou fa~deste rapaz
didier helena
chef mora
pierre
e eu indo prah costa do marfim
uai
quero marfins
eu na minha super hammer de strech limo
toda blindada
bebe um gazz lascado
eu
de totalmente impoliticamente incorreto
adoro dior
fui de chanel
gauthier
bom
em paris
estamos no plazah
eh assim que se diz por aquih
au plazah
you know what i mins
rins
querubins
e por aih vai
grandes bordeaux
e
borgonhas
galo
ou
peh
peh uai not
por paris
manga no peh
jabuticaba no peh
acerola no peh
e bananas tambem do peh
i mim da bananeira
fresh
and
naturrelle
neh
vem
fallow me
cabeça de vitelo mijoteee
ai que delicia
vou aproveitar que tou no plazah e vou tomar um banho
depois te explico como eh tomar banho no palacio
e relaxar
mais champagne
sim
claro
pois naõ
fisica
quimica
mais biologia marinha
mais leys
mais impostos
matematica imperativa
humana
picos
neblinas
linho
e algodaõ egihpicio
e lagostas da bretagna
tah quiridinhas
nossa lagosta tambem eh boa
outro dia me surpriendi em buzios
com uma deliciosa lagosta
e ostras
e
muscadet
paris
continua uma delicia
uma delicia
noutro dia
soh tinha eu pet tong e cristal rose
~
bom
sempre bom te rever te
sempre
sempre
para sempre a feijoada
feijuada
vai saber
eh que aqui em marte
o feijaõ eh vermelho
vai saber uai
tah bom
oje vou de vermelho valentino
linda a exposiçan
ysl
adorey uai
o andre trigueiro tah ficando um buxudinho
ai qui tah
e com aquele monte de parafernalia pindurada
naõ ajuda
outro dia dei de cara com
zarif
um bonjour to zarif
mais um cigarro
o ultimo
eu vou parar
e mais um drink
meu ultimo
eu vou parar
faizaõ dourado pruh jantar oje
numa receita do truque
de egito antigo
de faizaõ dourado
em homenagem ao zariff
e
graõs
e mais nada
eh soh que teremos
faizaõ dourado do egito antigo
em preparaço~es diversas
e graõs
se acabar o faizaõ
pombos viraõ
tambem
em diferentes preparaço~es
sabe aquele almoço tarde preguiçoso
aas seis da tarde
ou da noite
dezoito horas
se prefirir
prah mim curumim
querubins
jah eh jantar
ando perdido por temperaturas verbais
um friozinho gostoso aquih por paris
preciso me acostumar com o clima ingleis
to soh de tanga aqui
em plena paris
in my room
service
service
and
service
do i look istrange
to my dick
fuck off
noia
pet tong
arrazou
soh tocou
o que quis escutar
e eu adorey
neh unheh
lerning leççons
em melodias
e algumas questo~es a mais
e mais banquetes
humidade relativa
relativa
eh
axey
relativa
relevante
i means
faixa doze
artista desconhecido
adorey neh corelli
num set linear
sabe aquela coisa
voçe entrega a chave
kind of moment
um luxo
bem bacana o som du rapaz
se cuida rapaz
outro dia me reclamaram do frango mal passado
ai
acontece
mas naõ deveria
e ninguem deve pagar pela falha
frango mal passado
tambem num curto naõ
all the way trwe
aqui aculah
acontece uai
us mininus me entendem
natanael
zin
andre
o^pa
simpaticos os rapazes
simpatico esse pete tong
ai que delicia
to flutuando
logo pela manha
pois eh oje acordey flutuando
com pete tong no som
vinho bom
que venha ateh num copo de papel
vinho bom eh vinho bom
eu naõ conheço de vinhos
nem metido a conhecer
adoro vinhos
borbulhantes entaõ
nem acredito
borbulha borbulhante
eh queu to numa viagem por gazes agora
sabe assim meh moniques
soh conheço vinhos bons
toda a razaõ
a coleçaõ
pela manha~
fino
fino
adorey a coleçaõ pela manha
o the edge nunca mais
esqueçam aquele lugar
o lions eh muito mais chic
e sofisticado
faizo~es do egito antigo dourados
a la broche
feau de vignes
sauce royale aux truffes
e cogumelos caros
acompanham na produçaõ
dos graõs
abacate no peh
tah quiridinha
fone
home
foi
ou num vim
num say
stay home
planos
nos fundos
novos vizinhos
reguas e temas
pensey uai
pensey sim no caçaõ elias
cest soir benoit paris
pete tong
no som
e num say taõ cedo
me chame pela manha~
eh
pela manha
~
acorda quirida
supuesto amor
sauce royale
acompanha
nos fundos
de miudus
figados
muelas
corações
tripas
tudo bem limpim
calibrey meu vacuumm machine
tudo bem calibrado
num vapeur de higt speed
fast cool down
a seco
pricisey voltar rapido rapido
aa fisica
e
quimica
biologia marinha
esse negohcio de politica eh coisa prah gente grande
voltando ao ytamaraty
resolvih
focar no itamatatih
e ver o que acontece
deve estar tudo registrado em atas imagino
to precisando visitar biblioteca nacional no rio
acho que soh lah
vou encontrar referencias
do cozinheiro nacional
me parece um guide culinaire
1912
e ver a quantas andas o itamaratyh
o masp todo bordado de ponto cruz
em anus de ti ti tis
e escandalos
uai brasilia de recesso
num tem ninguem
soh a imprensa
veio todo mundo prah posse
ver a cidade como anda abandonada
mato cresceu
pavimentaçaõ
coragem do rosso
assumir
um butiquim
endividado
caindo aos pedaços
naõ quiridas
brasilia
como disse meu amigo
naõ tem pavimentaçaõ
prah minhas ferraris
foi o que me disse o doutor
o mato cresceu
a esplanada fede a mijo
tem ratos
muitos insetos de tipos variados
lixo acumulado
precisamos cuidar melhor do nosso lixo
nascentes
heloou
o que eh seguro comer nos dias atuais?
Pareceu
falimos em segurança alimentar
is bad
sauce sublime
sauce divine
e vem mais sauce por aih
me aguardem quiridinhas
outro dia quenelle de robalo
num fumee de robalo paprika scallions
adorey
e vamo que vamo
simbora macacada
mudaram o fantoxe
o guverno continua o mesmo
sem estrelas
not news
52 ministerios
tudo isso
ai que gordo
achey voltey ao medieval
prah dançar um pouquinho
eh
faizoes dourados do egito antigo
que podem muito bem virem pintados tambem
e pintadas tambem
sauce caprice
sauce safire
sauce smeralde
golden sauce
silver sauce
plum birra sauce
sauce floriculture
haute couture
sauce couture
cet soir sauce pret a porter
simbora macacada
eu de com pete tong no som em minha sa~consciencia
allways
have a nice today
touch
nice touch
expresse se melhor
e a tal da bunda larga
sera que segurarah a peruca
que vai ser um perucaõ
o^ se vai ser
vai ser
serah
tou precisando rever meus papas de la cuisine sous vide
adorey a novidade
minha nova centrifuga atomica
me segura queu vou ter um treco
to poderozo quinem o almadimnemdah
adorey o treco
estou encantado
agora de centrifuga atomica
vou tomar meu xah de comigo ninguem pode
e acelerar
de simbora macacada
programas
galerias
paõ
limaõ
leite
e
abacates queridihssimos fantasticos
to te falando
a procedencia
o produto
eh mais importante que a figura do bosta do chef
chega dessa cultura idiota ao chef de cozinha
uma profissaõ que nem regulamentada eh
portanto
naõ existe
e mais respeito ao produto
sem ele
soh temos gazes
deus nos livre
viver de puns
eu acredito em voçe^
home page
temas no fundo do mar
tempos
novos romanos
a italia
em clima de scarface
adorey neh
unhai

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The 3 P.M. Brunch With the 4 A.M. Vibe By BEN DETRICKNOV. 16, 2011 Continue reading the main story Share This Page Share Tweet Pin Email More Save Photo An enthusiastic reveler parties to a performance by Roxy Cottontail, a promoter, at Eat Yo Brunch at Yotel on 10th Avenue, where the $35 brunch allows patrons to eat and drink for two hours. Credit Deidre Schoo for The New York Times BRUNCH, an occasion for flapjacks, Bloody Marys and meandering conversation, is traditionally the most sluggish of meals. But a smorgasbord of clubby New York restaurants have transformed lazy midday gatherings into orgies of overindulgence with blaring music, jiggling go-go dancers and bar tabs that mushroom into five figures. No, boozy brunches aren’t new. Inspired by the daytime debauchery on Pampelonne Beach in St.-Tropez, where jet-setters arrive by Ferrari and yacht, early iterations began at Le Bilboquet on the Upper East Side in the early ’90s, and spread to meatpacking district flashpoints like Bagatelle and Merkato 55 in 2008. But more recently, these brunches have been supersized, moving from smaller lounges to brassy nightclubs like Lavo and Ajna. The party blog Guest of a Guest has taken to calling it the “Battle of the Brunches.” “Not everyone gets to run to the beach or jump on a plane,” said Noah Tepperberg, an owner of Lavo in Midtown, which started its brunch party a year ago. “If you want to leave your house on the weekend, brunch fills that void.” On a recent Saturday, Mr. Tepperberg stood in Lavo’s basement kitchen, surrounded by meat slicers and employees readying confectionary “poison apples” for a Halloween party for a pre-split Kim Kardashian. Upstairs, patrons in costumes danced atop tables and chairs, bobbing to the carnival syncopation of Jay-Z and Kanye West’s “Paris.” Confetti and blasts of fog filled the air. Continue reading the main story Related Coverage slideshow The Brunch Party Takes Over Clubs NOV. 16, 2011 Advertisement Continue reading the main story It was 3 p.m. “People walk in and say, ‘I can’t believe this is going on right now,’ ” Mr. Tepperberg said. The brunch bacchanalia shows no sign of running dry. The Mondrian SoHo is starting Scene Sundays this month at its Imperial No. Nine restaurant. In Las Vegas, the original Lavo started a Champagne brunch a few weeks ago. Similar affairs have bubbled up in Boston, Los Angeles and Washington. For those looking to replicate the formula, here’s a guide to some of New York’s frothiest. Day and Night Ajna Bar (25 Little West 12th Street, dayandnightnyc.com); Saturday, noon to 6 p.m. This extravagant French-themed party landed in October at Ajna Bar in the meatpacking district, after dousing the Hamptons, Art Basel in Miami and the Oak Room in the Plaza Hotel with rosé. Beneath an industrial skylight and fluttering flags from the United Kingdom, France and Israel, well-heeled patrons pumped their fists and posed for purse-lipped Facebook photos, racking up huge tabs every Saturday. “I understand there’s a lot of people out there going through hard times,” said Daniel Koch, the promoter who helped start the Day and Night parties at Merkato 55. “But what you want to do with your money is your business.” SIGNAL TO DANCE ON TABLES “If you’ve been sprayed with Champagne, make some noise!” a hype man will shout between piercing dance tracks from Robyn, Calvin Harris and Oasis. Dancers in orange bathing suits will emerge; pipes will blast jets of fog. In a dangerously drunken take on a bar mitzvah ritual, a man spooning dessert out of a giant bowl will be seated on a chair and lifted high into the air by his cronies. BRUNCH SET Club-savvy guests seem piped in from Miami, Monaco and Merrill Lynch. “I’m from the South, so drinking during the day is not new to me,” said a woman who wore a Diane Von Furstenberg dress but not the necessary wristband to enter the V.I.P. area. Outside, near a black Aston Martin coupe, a young man wearing paint on his face and sunglasses delved into socioeconomics. “We’re the 1 percent,” he said to a woman, matter of factly. THE BUFFET The Nutella-stuffed croissants ($12) cater to Europeans, while a gimmicky $2,500 ostrich egg omelet (with foie gras, lobster, truffle, caviar and a magnum of Dom Perignon) is for aspiring Marie Antoinettes. Champagne bottles start at $500; packages with several bottles of liquor and mixers for mojitos or bellinis are $1,000. The check can be sobering. “You didn’t look at the price of the Dom bottle!” a man barked into his iPhone, to a friend who apparently ditched before paying. “It’s $700!” STILL-HOT ACCESSORY Slatted “shutter shades” live on at Day and Night. DID THE D.J. PLAY “WELCOME TO ST.-TROPEZ”? Yes. Lavo Champagne Brunch Lavo (39 East 58th Street, lavony.com); Saturday, 2 to 6:30 p.m. Smog guns. Confetti cannons. Piñatas. Masked masseuses. Dancers in Daisy Duke shorts (some on stilts, obviously). Since last November, this Italian restaurant has roiled with the energy and pageantry of Mardi Gras. At the recent Halloween party, Slick Rick, an old-school rapper with an eye patch and glinting ropes of jewelry, lethargically performed several ’80s hits. Some of the younger “Black Swans” in attendance were unsure of his identity. “Is he big in London?” asked an Australian woman wearing a top hat. SIGNAL TO DANCE ON TABLES Caffeinated anthems like Pitbull’s “Hey Baby” and Roscoe Dash’s “All the Way Turnt Up” are accentuated by processions of bouncers carrying women above them in tubs, like Cleopatra on a palanquin. Polenta pancakes taking up precious square footage? Just kick them aside with your stilettos. Newsletter Sign Up Continue reading the main story Open Thread Newsletter A look from across the New York Times at the forces that shape the dress codes we share, with Vanessa Friedman as your personal shopper. You agree to receive occasional updates and special offers for The New York Times's products and services. See Sample Privacy Policy Opt out or contact us anytime BRUNCH SET Share Champagne spritzers with willowy model types and inheritors of wealth. The scrum on an October afternoon included the son of a Mongolian dignitary, six scions of Mexican plutocracy wearing novelty somberos, and at least one supermodel. “She’s everywhere,” said Mr. Tepperberg, as the nymph, whose name he couldn’t remember, disappeared into the jungle of merriment. THE BUFFET With the emphasis on tabletop dancing, Italian trattoria offerings (margherita pizzas for $21, and lemon ricotta waffles for $19) are often abandoned underfoot and sprinkled with confetti. Proving alcohol reigns supreme here, ice buckets are carefully shielded with napkins. Bottle service rules: Moët Brut is $195 and liquor starts at $295. Balthazar and Nebuchadnezzar sizes surge toward the $10,000 mark. RISKY ROSé Alcohol and high-altitude dancing can be perilous: there was a brief hullabaloo in one corner when several women took a tumble. DID THE D.J. PLAY “WELCOME TO ST.-TROPEZ”? Yes. Eat Yo Brunch Yotel (570 10th Avenue, yotel.com); Sunday, 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. If spending thousands of dollars makes your stomach turn, this newish party at Yotel is more easily digested. This affably cartoonish affair, held at the space-age hotel in Hell’s Kitchen with the design aesthetics of a Pokémon, draws a gay-friendly crowd lured northward by Patrick Duffy, a promoter. “There’s a lot of pressure in night life,” Mr. Duffy said. “But I feel like Sunday is a comedown. It doesn’t have to be perfect.” SIGNAL TO DANCE ON TABLES These connoisseurs of brunch wear designer shoes too stylish for tromping atop omelets. With a D.J. spinning dance tracks from LeLe and Earth, Wind & Fire, guests sip bellinis at the bar or banter at long communal tables. The performers are looser. One afternoon, Roxy Cottontail, a pink-haired promoter, vamped around the sunken dining area with a microphone. “Don’t make kitty pounce,” she rapped, before climbing atop a table. BRUNCH SET Clusters of trim men wear leather motorcycle jackets or shroud themselves in patterned scarves. “It’s an eclectic, downtown vibe,” Ms. Cottontail said. “We have the most fabulous gays in New York City.” When a platinum-blond waiter in skintight jeans pranced in front of a wall decorated with pictures of sumo wrestlers riding Japanese carp, it seemed straight from an anime cell. THE BUFFET For an egalitarian $35, patrons receive unlimited grub — options include chilaquiles, halibut sliders and seaweed salad — and a two-hour window of boozing. “It’s not bougie,” said Mr. Duffy, who bounded across the room hugging guests and hand-delivering shots. “You could be a poor, starving artist or someone that doesn’t take a client for under $20 million.” COLOR CODE Wear purple if you hope to be camouflaged by the staff outfits, chairs and ceilings. DID THE D.J. PLAY “WELCOME TO ST.-TROPEZ”? No. Sunset Saturdays PH-D Rooftop Lounge at Dream Downtown (355 West 16th Street, dreamdowntown.com); Saturday, 5:30 to 10 p.m. Despite a happy hour time slot, this sunset party atop the Dream Downtown hotel is not for pre-gaming. After funneling in brunch crowds from elsewhere, 8 p.m. has the frenzied atmosphere and intoxication of 2 a.m. The offbeat timing may deter conventional weekend warriors. “No matter how cool the place, some people feel Friday and Saturday nights are for amateurs,” said Matt Strauss, a manager of PH-D. “We’re not for amateurs.” SIGNAL TO DANCE ON TABLES The D.J. rapid-fires through tracks from C+C Music Factory, LMFAO and Rick Ross, but booze-lubricated guests scramble on couches with little hesitation. Those grappling with bursts of existential angst after six hours of brunch can gaze pensively at the spectacular views of Midtown Manhattan. BRUNCH SET Attractive women and affluent men knot around tables; hotel guests gawk from the bar. On a recent Saturday, Mark Wahlberg danced with a few friends, and David Lee, a former New York Knick, enjoyed downtime provided by the N.B.A. lockout. “We saw an angle,” said Matt Assante, a promoter. “People spend more money than at nighttime.” THE BUFFET Brunch is thankfully over, but crispy calamari ($17) and guacamole ($12) could constitute a light dinner. A bottle of Veuve Clicquot is $475. Cîroc vodka is $450. Cocktails like the Cloud Nine (Beefeater gin, Campari, grapefruit) are $18; a Bud Light is $10. WINDING DOWN After the rigors of daylong gorging, relax with the help of an on-site masseuse. DID THE D.J. PLAY “WELCOME TO ST.-TROPEZ”? Obviously.

The 3 P.M. Brunch With the 4 A.M. Vibe By BEN DETRICK NOV. 16, 2011 Continue reading the main story Share This Page Share Tweet Pin Email More Save Photo An enthusiastic reveler parties to a performance by Roxy Cottontail, a promoter, at Eat Yo Brunch at Yotel on 10th Avenue, where the $35 brunch allows patrons to eat and drink for two hours. Credit Deidre Schoo for The New York Times BRUNCH, an occasion for flapjacks, Bloody Marys and meandering conversation, is traditionally the most sluggish of meals. But a smorgasbord of clubby New York restaurants have transformed lazy midday gatherings into orgies of overindulgence with blaring music, jiggling go-go dancers and bar tabs that mushroom into fiv

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